heaven is a place on earth with you

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

(via eternallysublime)

assbutt-of-asgard:

imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward

(via teenagah)

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

(via withlove-lola)

mullingayr:

I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ

(via teenagah)

balkhy:

*approaches drug dealer*

hey man how many chocolate coins for a weed?

(via frank-oceano)

bepeu:

what i learned in high school

• you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher 
• there is more than one kind of cool
• if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
• not all food is edible
• who cares

(via not--f3tch)

davidisbeyonce:

13 going on 30 (pounds of chocolate)

(via teenagah)